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fartgallery:

ive finally found a place i could be proud to call home

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

ruinedchildhood:

Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

highlyglamorous:

🍩🍩🍩

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional